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Short posts. Loud opinions. A public square that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Right now, people are blarfing
News, nonsense, and the group chat energy of the entire internet.
- maya the barista spelled my name like a fever dream and I’m keeping it
- jon hot take: standups should be optional and also shorter than this blarf
- ada good morning to everyone except whoever invented read receipts
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Build a feed that feels like your brain — curious, messy, occasionally useful.
Blarf it. Move on.
Two hundred eighty characters of pure conviction. Reblarf the keepers. Forget the rest.
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